Rumors

Scribbling on the desks, words whispered in the hallways, notes passed in class… it's school, and schools have rumors! Rumors can have varying degrees of truth. Everyone is free to edit this page but please if the rumor is more questionable ask a GM.

Rumors about characters:

  • "I heard that Callum spray painted the side of the dorm building. Didn't we just get here and he's already defacing school property. Jeez, someone should tell him to give it a week."
  • "Someone told me that she met up with Callum outside the chemistry lab and he took her to this secret place or something and they totally made out. She said he was obsessive about taking pictures of them kissing. Next thing she knows, there's fliers of him and her making out all over the school, and other girls too! He's such a player! And now her reputation is compromised! Hashtag Tramp."
  • "Did you hear that those fliers ended up wallpapering his girlfriend's dorm door? Why is the guy even in a relationship? He's obviously not faithful."
  • "So I went into geometry this morning and when we got in there, there was this huge penis with the hairiest balls drawn on the white board! DUUUUUUDE!!!! It was sick! Someone told me that Callum did it. Teach was /pissed/."
  • "My buddy saw Champi take off his shirt in the shower, and he said that Champi had an 8-pack. That Champi was shredded."
  • In one of the girls bathroom stalls there's a picture of a big-bellied stick figure. Written under it, "Yuki's pregnant." And under that, "She had an abortion!" And under that, "I bet Callum was the father."
  • "No one gets transferred out of Fifth Sanctum. If someone disappears it's because Athene ate them."
  • Written in a girls bathroom stall with surprisingly neat handwriting: "I heard that Katlyn is a normally well-adjusted if somewhat troubled person who's just under a lot of stress after her boyfriend up and vanished without a trace a few months ago."
    • Beneath that, "Fuck Kat and fuck you, too. Kat's a menace and should be put down."
  • "Eponnie isn't actually a living doll, she's a robot!"
  • "You know that Jinx chick? She has a month to live"
  • "I heard Zita's recruiting for a harem. She'll lure you in private, and then use an artifact to brainwash you into loving her!"
  • Scribbled on a desk in History 203: "Infochan's phones upload all their data to her server so she can perv. Same with the AR Glasses."
  • Heard in the halls: "Be careful getting a haircut at that girl's salon, I hear a prick from her can kill ya."
  • "Squirrel girl? Her kisses taste like hazelnuts."
    • "It's true ask Austin."
  • "That Wilhelm dude? Total narcissist."
  • Recent fliers are going around with pictures of Callum in a steamy makeout session involving several different females…and a few males…God is he still cheating on that thing he calls a girlfriend? If I were dating that thing I'd cheat too. What's he see in that thing anyways? Must have a penis pump or something in that weird chair.
  • "One time in 6th grade, someone dared Andrey to eat a pinecone and he actually did it, the absolute madman."
  • "Hyacinth is the secret 4th member of Death Grips, and also Macintosh Plus' ghost writer."
  • "Pixies are fake, one time I lent Malissa $100 and she never payed me back, what a fake friend."
  • "Okay, hear me out, but…what if Daniel is secretly undead? Would that be fucked up or what?"
  • Scrawled onto a piece of paper found in the hall: "Zita tried poisoning her adoptive father, then used his blood for a dangerous artifact which she used against her adoptive brother."
  • "Leah isn't at risk of being possessed, she draws on herself because she's crazy. That's why Ellie likes her, she likes the challenge of fixing her."
  • "Ellie's an evil monster. This act she puts up is all part of the long con."
  • "Mads, that small little brown girl? I saw her in my dream last night. It was like… a vision." "No way man, me too!" "You guys had her in your dream too?"
  • "I saw that one bird girl eating crumbs off the floor in the cafeteria, Annora I think is her name?"
  • "I saw Ellie changing in the gym, and I'm not a jealous girl or anything, but those have to be fake!"
  • "I bet Athene is getting close to people so that she can get them to volunteer to be eaten."
  • "That wheelchair Cass is riding around in? You didn't hear it from me, but I hear she keeps sex toys in the back compartment."
  • "Did you see that new Korean girl? I think I saw her making friends with Charlotte, hanging out in her web!"
  • "Lisa? She's a really sweet girl. What? No I don't have anything bad to say about her. She's pretty normal, dude."
  • "Oh that Zita girl? Talk about trying too hard, I bet she even has green and black underwear to match everything else."
  • *Misty's dad was a megalodon, true facts."
  • "There's a reason Dr. Page keeps Ellie around, you know…"
    • "Is it because she can instantly detect cheaters?"
    • "Oh, oh, I know! It's because her nature as a psychic makes her a valuable research assistant as well as a TA!"
      • "You idiots. It's because she does a good job in her line of work."
  • "His powerset's not the only thing quick about Austin."
  • "I heard Cass killed a man."
  • "Can you believe that girl Yuki got a boob job?"
  • "Little wonder why Cass is so messed up. Her dad Doug is an alcoholic and the other dad of hers Tariq is dealing with his parents being violently killed. Mental illness runs rampant in that messed up family." "Maybe we should feel sorry for Cass." "Nah, Cass is a product of everything that's fucked up with the world. Someone should just put her/him/it down like they do those dogs at the pound when nobody wants them." 'That's brutal." "Well someone has to say what everyone's thinking"

*"I hear strange noises coming from that Suit kid's room at night sometimes…"

  • "not saying she's a slut…but I think the only thing Thea hasn't gone down on was the Titanic…."
  • Whispers among random students
  • "Cass is a TGM 3 Grandmaster. What a nerd!" "Knowing him…her? Them? Whatever, knowing them, probably messed the arcade machine something good." "I mean, dude could, but do you think she'd even find cheating like that fun?"
  • "Bob really steals? No dignity."
  • "No, listen, something's up with Momo, alright? And I can prove it!" "Dude, just because every other monster girl here is-" "Seriously, you ever see her and Eponnie in the same room? I tell ya-" "If this is about Eponnie secretly being some Ancient Gallic War Robotâ„¢ or something, just fucking drop it, alright?"
  • "I saw Misty eat a small child." "Pretty sure that was just a giant stack of roast beef."
  • "Moby probably owns a fedora."
    • "It's a cowboy hat I heard."
      • "Ain't he, like, Canadian? What kinda Canadian wears a cowboy hat? Def a fedora."
      • "I'm pretty sure he is German or Scandinavian."
  • "So, I saw Sierra with a green baby, talking to it about rhinoceros bee-" "Are you gonna make that joke with every vaguely religious person who falls for a magical creature? It gets old, dude."
    • "I have not the understanding of the joking, what is the meaning of this rhinoceros bee? And when did I have the commencing of the having of the baby of green? I am not the green, how did this baby come to be with me? You confuse the Sierra!"
  • "Elissia and Val are total furries, with their Lucario shtick and-" "Look, Jinx is basically Jinx from Teen Titans, don't see me making shitty rumors about that. You gotta come up with better rumors, dude." "Uh…Val and Elissia don't brush their teeth?" "Better."
  • "So Ellie-" "Is basically F.F. Come on, dude, you can-" "Can I just, for once, make up a rumor that doesn't involve calling people sluts, or accusing them of murder, or something?" "Dude, come on, you can still do better."
  • "Fine. Alright, uh…Brett's been huffing glue, between classes. Yes, that's a rumor." "Far better."
  • "Keef's fucking dead, dude. Haven't gotten word of him since July."
  • "Cin uses rat piss and paint thinner in the hair products she sells." "Seriously? Dude, thanks for the tip, a gallon of paint thinner and rat piss is far less expensive than her prices." "Uh, dude."
  • "Hey, you know that Milli chick? I heard she can fit her fist in her mouth."
  • "Andrey steals his music. Nothing he posts is original."
  • "Look, all I'm saying is, two lamias come to the school within, like, three months. Coincidence? I think not!"
  • "I heard that Theo kid really likes reading about history. Is he secretly an old man?"
  • "I heard Claudia's girlfriend has a dick. So w-weird!"
  • Written on a cafeteria table: "Attn all New female students: Zita will try and recruit you for her harem…you've been warned."
  • "Some girls are selfish and self centered, everyone knows that, but Zita would take a tit from a nursing baby if she wanted it. She's so all about her. Who needs a friend like that?" "Becky. Becky needs a selfish friend like that." "You're joking right?" "Probably. Hey lets go get pizza." "Ok!"
  • "That girl people call info-chan? She scares off anyone who tries to get the room next to hers."
    • "I heard she killed a guy, that's why they picked her up in the first place. Who's to say she wouldn't do it again?" "Dude, how do you know? Nothing gets out about that girl that she doesn't want to get out. Where do you think she got her nickname from?" "Umm… Yandere Simulator?"
  • "Those crazy 'humanist' kids are starting to get riled up again. Looks like the reveal and influx of new students has gotten them some support back." "I hear they have an outside backer, too."
  • "Did you hear about that creepy guy with long finger nails, heard he was all creepy with some wheelchair chick in the hallway, what a weirdo"
  • "Info-chan has a secret harem! And a thing for larger chested girls!"
    • "For real? I thought she was into guys, that's why she's so nervous around them."
      • "You idiots, haven't you seen her with Zita? It's clearly a secondary branch of her harem."
  • "I heard the Des kid is a sicko. All blank faced looking at dead stuff on google. You know what they say about serial killers starting out."
  • "That Elspeth chick? She'll fuck anyone that's got something between their legs, she's brought way too many dudes and girls into her room for her to just be playing twister in there.." "Maybe naked twister"
  • "I'm not saying Nora's a whore….but I hear her legs are like the doors at a supermarket and open automatically when anyone gets too close. Also, if her vajay-jay was a video game, it would be rated E for everyone. Bright side? She is equal opporunity and has discounted family rates."
  • "Dude, have you seen that new guy around the campus? He looks like the devil, scares the shit outta me." "Your shadow scares the shit outta you." "Hey, shut up man."

Rumors about the School:

  • The new location is just a front for the GWU to try to placate us so they can use us easier.
  • "Say what you want about the GWU, you knew where you stood with them." - Scrawled at eye-height on a door in a men's room
  • "Katherine Fox once punched Bigfoot in the face, and he thanked her."
    • "You remember all those old Chuck Norris jokes? Turns out they were true, but they were all typos. You know who they really were about? Kathrine Fox."
  • "The train? I hear it's a ghost train. Like the movie, but not as bad."
  • "Did you see that thing in the crawlspace?"
  • "I heard someone's planning to build another shrine dedicated to some girl."
  • Spray painted on the side of a Building, "He is in our minds…"

Other rumors:

  • Scrawled on the side of Andromeda dorm. "There's the giant collection of psychic energy under Haven, apparently…"
    • Scrawled directly under it: "You idiot, there's a giant collection of psychic energy under basically every town. It's what you get with a bunch of people living together."
  • "Dude.. did you hear screaming coming from the woods.. I did while in town.. creepy.."
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