hey you. thanks for the number.
i like your hair down.
Yeah but I'm a pirate not a model so
i like your outfits.
like renn faire stuff.
Fun story, I came here after an accident at a renn fair
what did you do. tell me.
i want to hear the story.
Some douchebag laughed at me and told me to
leave this renn fair shit to the men, and
so I challenged him to a medieval style duel
then kicked his ass.
please tell me you showboated and made a scene.
put men in their place. everyday. forever.
at the heel of women.
I so did, only problem was that it made GWU agents come
and get me for using magic weapons to destroy all his shit.